奥斯汀欧曼利 (O’MALLEY, Austin), 1858-1932
A politician is like quicksilver; if you try to put your finger on him, you will find nothing under it.
一个政客有如水银, 假如你想用手触他, 你将发觉里面空无一物.
The smaller the head the bigger the dream.
Gift is synonym of trade
Some men are like a clock on a loof; they are useful only to the neighbour.
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
Those who live in stone houses should not throw glass.
Why is the word ‘tongue’ feminine in Greek, Latin, Italian, Spanish, French, and German?
There should be more in American liberty than the privilege we enjoy of insulting the President with impunity.
The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage, and death.
人生三件大事都是一样无理由的: 生, 婚姻, 和死.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.