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西洋幽默语录(之八十六)

西洋幽默语录(之八十六)

尼采 (NIETZSCHE, Harold), 1844-1900
德国哲学家和作家

Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
健忘的人有福, 因为他们获益最多, 即使是他们的错误.

Chastity is a virtue in some, but in many almost a vice.
贞操对一些人来说是一种美德, 但对大多数人来说几乎是一种罪恶.

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.
地球有一层皮,而那层皮有许多病菌; 它的病菌之一叫做人.

Even concubinage has been corrupted – by marriage.
即使是蓄妾也曾受贿 – 受婚姻之贿.

He who cannot lie doesn’t know what truth is.
不懂得撒谎的人不懂得什么是真实.

A married philosopher is necessarily comic.
一个结了婚的哲学家必然是个谐剧.

No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary to keep awake all day for that purpose.
睡觉并非雕虫小技: 为了达致这个目的, 必须一整天保持清醒.

There are two things a real man like – danger and play; and he likes woman because she is the most dangerous of playthings.
一个真正的男人喜欢两样东西 - 危险的和好玩的; 他喜欢女人, 因为她是最危险的, 也是最好玩的.

We are most unfair to God: we do not allow Him to sin.
我们对上帝最不公平: 我们不允许他犯戒.

Which is it – is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders?
孰是孰非 – 人是上帝的错误之一, 还是上帝是人的错误之一?

If a man really has strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of scepticism.
假如一个人真有强的信仰, 他就能让自己沉溺於怀疑的奢侈之中.

Marriage makes an end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
婚姻 – 作为一个长久的愚蠢行为, 可抵消很多短暂的愚蠢行为.

There is not enough religion in the world even to destroy the world’s religions.
世界并无足够的宗教, 不要说去摧毁世界的所有宗教.

One should not go into churches if one wants to breathe pure air.
不要走进教堂, 如果你需要呼吸新鲜空气.

I do not give alms; I am not poor enough for that.
我不给施舍; 我并不穷到需要这样做.

Woman was God’s second mistake.
女人是上帝的第二个错误.

诺瓦利斯 (NOVALIS), 1772-1801
德国诗人和小说家

Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.
不只英国, 而是每个英国人, 都是一个岛.

埃格尔内易 (NYE, Edgar Wilson), 1850-1896
美国幽默作家

Be virtuous and you will be happy; but you will be lonesome, sometimes.
做个有道德的人, 你会快乐; 但你有时会感到寂寞.
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