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2008-9-23   The Hippopotamus and the Tortoise

' Much of life can never be explained but only witnessed'  - Rachel Naomi Remen, MD  
NAIROBI (AFP) - A baby hippopotamus that survived the
tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong
bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal
facility in the port city ofMombassa, officials said


2008-9-23 21:19 - 水精灵 - 2109 查看 - 8 评论

2007-6-28   Relax!

Three guys are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ."

The mermaid says: "Done."

Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.

The second guy is so amazed, he says to the mermaid: "Triple my IQ."The mermaid says: "Done."

The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists in various fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my IQ."

The mermaid  ...

2007-6-28 20:54 - 水精灵 - 2072 查看 - 3 评论

2007-6-26   不可不读的绝对英文经典!

      money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
  
   one should love animals. they are so tasty.
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
  
   love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
  
   behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
  
   every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
  
   the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
  
   success is a relati ...

2007-6-26 22:32 - 水精灵 - 1498 查看 - 6 评论

2007-6-25   Joke!

看懂了就笑吧!!!!!

The Clock

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"???

St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"

"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Who's clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."

2007-6-25 19:27 - 水精灵 - 1486 查看 - 2 评论

2007-6-23   世界各地的蹩脚英语

        以下是来自世界各地的蹩脚英语,通常是公共场所(比如旅馆)张贴的告示。请大家瞧一瞧,你知道这些蹩脚英语的语法错误,究竟出在哪里吗?

  ①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

  日本旅馆:如果您想调节您房间的温度,请控制您自己。

  ②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

  匈牙利动物园:请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品,请喂给值班警卫。

  ③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

  挪威酒吧:女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

  ④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

  瑞典皮货商店:为女士们制作的皮大衣,是用她们的皮制成的。

  ⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

  香港牙科诊所:由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

  ⑥D ...

2007-6-23 11:37 - 水精灵 - 1608 查看 - 1 评论


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