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NAIROBI (AFP) - A baby hippopotamus that survived the
|' Much of life can never be explained but only witnessed' - Rachel Naomi Remen, MD |
tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong
bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal
facility in the port city ofMombassa, officials said
2008-9-23 21:19 - 水精灵 - 2161 查看 - 8 评论
Three guys are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ."
The mermaid says: "Done."
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed, he says to the mermaid: "Triple my IQ."The mermaid says: "Done."
The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists in various fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my IQ."
The mermaid ...
2007-6-28 20:54 - 水精灵 - 2092 查看 - 3 评论
money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
one should love animals. they are so tasty.
love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
success is a relati ...
2007-6-26 22:32 - 水精灵 - 1571 查看 - 6 评论
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"???
St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Who's clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
2007-6-25 19:27 - 水精灵 - 1556 查看 - 2 评论
①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
2007-6-23 11:37 - 水精灵 - 1667 查看 - 1 评论