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西洋幽默语录之010
伯纳德•巴鲁齐 (BARUCH, Bernard Mannes) ,1870 - 1965
美国政治家、金融家


•        To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
         对我而言, 老年常是比我现在的年龄大十五岁.

费列德•巴森 (BASON, Fred) ,1907生
英国书商、作家

•        His wife is so mean that if he gave her a crutch, she’d go and break her bloody leg.
         他的老婆心好坏, 如果他给她一支拐杖, 她会去打断她那可恶的腿.

皮埃尔•波德莱尔  (BAUDELAIRE, Pierre Charles) ,1821 - 1867
法国诗人、评论家


•        Life is like a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to change his bed.
         人生如医院, 每个病人都鬼迷心窍, 有想换床位的念头.

•        A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle.
         爱人如瓶酒; 老婆如酒瓶.

•        What is love? The need to escape from oneself.
         何谓爱情? 就是为了逃避孤独无伴的需要.

•        The man who gets on best with women is the one who knows best how to get on without them.
         一个男人若很懂得和女人相处, 就会知道最好还是不和她们相处.

卡隆•波玛社 (BEAUMARCHAIS, Caron de) ,1732 - 1799
法国剧作家


•        It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
         并不一定需要了解每件事情方能对它们展开辩论.

•        You have given yourself the trouble to be born.
         你在给自己麻烦以便生下来.

亨利•比哲 (BEECHER, Henry Ward) ,1813 - 1887
美国传道士、讲师、改革者

•        The cynic puts all human actions into two classes: openly bad and secretly bad.
         愤世嫉俗者把所有人类的行为分为两等: 公开的坏和秘密的坏.

•        Flowers are the sweetest things that God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.
         花儿是上帝创造出来最美好的东西, 但却忘了给予它们灵魂.

•        The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
         猴子是对人类一种有组织性的讽刺.

•        Next to ingratitude, the most painful thing to bear is gratitude.
         除了知恩不报之外, 最痛苦并难以承受的一件事就是报恩.

•        Poverty is very good in poems but very bad in the house; very good in maxims and sermons but very bad in practical life.
         贫穷对诗歌是很好的, 但对房子很不好; 对箴言和说教是很好的, 但对实际人生很不好.

•        Selfishness is that detestable vice which no one will forgive in others and no one is without in himself.
         自私是一种极可恶的坏行为; 没有人会原谅他人的这种坏行为, 但没有人身上没有这种坏行为.

•        Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
         有些人是那么的乏味, 即使把他们浸在笑话中一个月, 也无法渗透他们的皮肤.

•        There are many people who think that Sunday is a sponge to wipe out all the sins of the week.
         很多人以为星期日是块海棉, 能把他们一星期来所有的罪抹掉.

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