西洋幽默语录(之九十四)

2008-02-26 12:58:43

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西洋幽默语录(之九十四)

 

瑞尼尔博士 (RENIER, Dr.G.J.) ,1892-1962

英国裔荷兰历史学家和作家

 

The English never like to go further than their own experience.

英国人除了他们自己的经验, 从不喜欢跨前一步.

 

The world is inhabited by two species of human beings; mankind and the English.

世界居住着两种不同的人种;人类和英国人.

 

尚利希特 (RICHTER, Jean Paul), 1847-1937

英国艺术评论家和历史学家

 

Spring makes everything young again except man.

春天使万物重新年青, 除了人.

 

A variety of nothing is better than a monotony of something.

多姿多彩的小事, 好过枯燥无味的大事.

 

利拔罗 (RIVAROL, Comte de),1753-1801

法国评论家和讽喻作家

 

Friendship among women is only a suspension of hostilities.

女人之间的友谊只是一种敌对的息战.

 

It is, no doubt, an immense advantage to have done nothing, but one should not abuse it.

无疑的, 什么都不做有很大的好处, 但不得滥用它.

 

詹姆斯罗爵 (ROCHE, James Jeffrey), 1847-1908

美国新闻记者, 诗人, 和作家

 

Some men borrow books; some men steal books; and others beg presentation copies from the author.

有些人借书; 有些人偷书; 还有些人, 向作者要求赠书.

 

To be constant in love to one is good; to be constant to many is great.

不变的去爱一个人是好的; 不变的去爱很多人更好.

 

约翰罗切斯特伯爵 (ROCHESTER, John Wilmot, Earl of), 1647-1680

英国诗人

 

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

在我结婚之前我有六种理论如何培养孩子; 现在我有六个孩子, 什么理论都没有.


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