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The second guy is so amazed, he says to the mermaid: "Triple my IQ."The mermaid says: "Done."
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水月镜花
水精灵 发表于 2007-06-29 23:57:01
怎么没有人笑笑呢?
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Kim88 发表于 2007-06-30 22:07:17
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因为不想.....become a wo~~~man.
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clneosg 发表于 2007-07-01 13:00:50
Singapore style English... 新加坡,狮城,论坛,博客,文化,文学,社会,时事,移民,留学,投资,美食A^%Hfr

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I do not understand why the Chinese send their children to Singapore to learn English. They will be learning Singlish rather than English..

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