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St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
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"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
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"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."